Friday, July 15, 2011

Wherein I throw shade at Prof. Jacobson

I've been a fan of the blog, Legal Insurrection for quite a while. I like the prof's take on things, his Saturday night card game, the way he called out RINO turncoat Scott Brown when he flipped on several important issues.

I've donated several times to his blog and sent a couple of e-mails as well. Though he didn't respond to the last request for some info, he did link to me, but it may have been a mocking as it was during his "All Weiner, all the time" phase, and my blog name, well . . . do the math.

But the prof has a shiney new website, and is looking for hits and comments, so he does what every desperate conservative blogger does when they want assured traffic -- he slams the Post Office.

Now it was couched in the thinly veiled "Oh look at this video I found" innocent look -- picture Jack Benny with his hand on his chin (sorry if you're too young for that imagery). At least the hypocritical Ed Morrisey and cowardly Allahpundit over at HotAir have the guts to put a picture of a raw steak on the post when they throw the red meat out to their dogs.

And, to be fair, it only generated 17 comments, but they are the usual lie-filled distortions I've come to see on all conservative blogs when they begin bashing a work force made up of honorably discharged military veterans and other hard working, tax paying citizens.

So let's see what we have tonight:

A guy called 49eerDweet, talks about SEIU members . . . okay, though we have several unions and are part of the AFL/CIO, we're not SEIU members. So don't lump us in with those thugs.

Another commentor, Milhouse, said that delivery to remote areas should cost more and people who choose to live out there should put up with the extra cost. Yeah, see Milhouse, there's this thing going on called ObamaCare, maybe you've heard of it? And one of the ways fiscal conservatives have pointed out that money could be saved, and I'm going to type really slow here so you can understand, when you pool large numbers of consumers together you can decrease everyone's costs. Amazing, huh? It works for postage too. Millions of people buy stamps, so some dude out in Old Overshoes, Nebraska, doesn't have to pay $50 to get a letter delivered. What a concept!

Another loser, jackee308 made the statement that the PO has lost money 26 of the last 40 years. Really? 'Cause I've worked there for 25 and we've only lost money the last 5 years, since the Fed demanded we pre-pay our disability retirement to the tune of $5.5 billion per year. Btw, no other company, public or private, has to do this. So basically, this dude is a flat out liar. Or just stupid. Probably both.

Oh this one is good, jimg says he never uses the Post Office so to his thinking no one else needs it either. This is sort of like when someone says, 1% of the population is Muslim, so we have to restructure our entire country to please that 1%, never mind what the other 99% want -- tyranny of the minority, I call it. I've got over 1000 customers on my route. In 25 years, I've never heard one of them tell me, they don't need mail service. Funny how all these commentors are so sure no one needs us. Where's all this mail coming from then, dumbass?

Another commentor suggested we reduce to 2 or 3 day delivery. While to the outside that may seem feasible, it is highly impractical. Here's why. Over the last three years, the PO has revised routes to increase their size to handle the lower volume. Some routes have been enlarged by almost 25 percent. This right-sizing of the routes leaves no room for huge volume increases. Two or three day delivery would mean handling double or triple the volume and would be impossible. We would have to decrease route sizes, which means adding routes, and carriers and increasing the workforce, which defeats the purpose of the downsizing in the first place.

The Post Office has reduced its workforce by nearly 20% in the last couple of years. Despite what you have heard, people are being fired or layed off. Anyone who says different is either a baldface liar or tragically uninformed. The PO is pushing hard to reform its work methodology and add services that would increase revenue. Again, despite what many ignorant bloggers would have you believe, we are trying to be competitive.

And speaking of competitive, another debunking -- as carriers, we make the same money as UPS and FedEx delivery persons as far as wage and benefits. Our retirement is a 401k plan like many others and our insurance costs us just like anyone else. No one is getting a free ride.

And not only that, what most complainers don't know is that there is no regional adjustment for pay. Which means that a clerk/carrier in New York City or Chicago or L.A. makes the same money as we do in Florida, despite their much much higher costs of living. Oops, there goes that whole "pay them salaries relative to private sector workers" argument out the window. UPS and FedEx workers get higher wages than us in those cities. Of course, you'd have to do some actual research to find that out, but why let a few facts get in the way of some unhinged ranting.

Another popular whine is that since the PO is in trouble, they should just cut wages and benefits to save money. Yeah, just like that. Don't worry about those pesky little contracts and stuff. All the various crafts in the PO function under legally arbitrated contracts. And since the prof's blog is a "legal" type blog, I wonder if some of these idiot commentors would like his opinion on the whole slippery slope argument about arbitrarily abrogating contracts. It's funny, when those bankers and investment types got their delayed bonuses from the bailout money, conservatives were totally okay with it . . . 'cause they were contractual payments due the employees. But when they look at government workers and payments due them, all of the sudden it's "Contract?! Who gives a sh*t! They're worthless goverment employees . . . screw em!"

It's not just liberals who are hypocritical asses, plenty of douchebags on this side of the aisle as well.

It's a pity that bloggers like Prof Jacobson cannot do the most minimal of homework before bashing a part of the federal gov't that consistantly ranks as the most trusted in poll after poll. But in the name of high traffic and to gin up comments, I guess we're fair game.

So this is me giving you the finger Prof. You've earned it.

Sunday, July 10, 2011

Rule 5 Sunday -- Savannah Costello


This week's Rule 5 submission is actress/model Savannah Costello.

Savannah has a career that spans quite a few genres, from movies like Carver and Fear of Clowns 2 to magazine appearances in Playboy, FHM, and Bizarre. Along with varied promotional stuff.

I actually got her autograph one time. Yeah, I'm cool like that. heh

So enjoy these images of a versatile, sexy, and busy southern beauty.

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Thursday, July 7, 2011

Glorious excess

So I beg to finally get a day off during the week to get all those pesky little things done that suddenly crop up when you can't get a weekday off. One of the items on my to do list is to put my car in the shop for an oil change and some minor warranty covered repairs.

Here's my baby girl:


450 throaty rumbling horses (with the cold air kit -- highly recommended, btw), full time 8 cylinders, when I want to pull out into traffic, it's just stomp & go baby! Awww yeah!

But anyway, they have to do some other scheduled maintenance stuff, so I get a ride home to wait it out. Of course, there's nothing to eat at home -- hey, single guy here . . . I don't shop until it's an emergency. I decide to walk over to KFC since it's close to my house.

Now I haven't eaten at the Colonel's in about 10 years, so I'm a little fuzzy on the menu. I'm looking and I see this thing they call The Double Down. I vaguely remember some nanny whining when this came out, but didn't pay a lot of attention. I order the meal and take it home.

ZOMG! I think I've found my new favorite sandwich! Two breaded chicken patties with bacon and a slice of monterey jack and a slice of pepper jack cheese along with a special sauce between. No bread, just a meat & cheese sandwich. Holy crap, I loved it.


540 calories with 32 grams of fat and 1380 mg of sodium . . . my arteries are hardening just typing this. But they're my arteries, and if I want to clog 'em up, that's my choice!

And that's how it should be in this country -- if I want to drive a gas guzzler or eat a yummy but less than totally healthy lunch, I should be able to. The President and his wife, who have a carbon footprint the size of Godzilla on steroids, would take these choices away from you, for your own good, they say. While they eat bbq and pizza and dump metric tons of pollution in the air to take in a movie in New York, they want us to live like paupers -- riding in overcrowded public transport and eating lettuce and bean sprout sandwiches.

Not me brother. They're getting my big V8 and meat sandwich when they get my legally owned firearms . . . you know the rest.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

And from the who cares department . . .


We learn the riviting news that Reese Witherspoon has a belly tattoo. *yawns*

It would be more shocking if someone could find a Hollywood actress who doesn't have ink.

Frankly, I'm more astounded by the fact that Reese is photographed five days a week jogging, or doing martial arts in the park, or playing softball or whatever, and she still has that doughy, pudgy body. What's up with that?




Inside sources also say that acclaimed thespian Jennifer Aniston put her high heel down and demanded to wear the dark brown wig with bangs in her new movie Horrible Bosses over the director's objections.

You go girl! Talk about standing tall before the man!

I'm telling ya, I'm smelling Academy Award here. I'm sure Jen will be joining the totally deserving, not overrated at all Julia Roberts, as an Oscar winner at the end of the movie season after this gutsy performance.

Oh yeah, and she's taking a year off to spend with her new stolen boyfriend. What will the industry do without her? *yawns again*




Noted legal experts from around the world are weighing in on the Casey Anthony verdict.

Mensa candidate Kim Kardashian is shocked, shocked I tell ya, at this travesty of justice. Of course she should know, she watched daddy get O.J. off.

And Lindsay Lohan is equally appalled. As someone who's skirted incarceration for a variety of crimes, Linds is probably the most appropriate person to be commenting on the situation. That said, why she didn't see this coming is a bit of a surprise. But I'm sure there will be much more trenchant commentary forthcoming from this lot in the future.
*really yawns*

The Casey Anthony verdict

So, yeah, Casey Anthony was not found guilty of murdering her child.

I found out when I went into the place where I get my sandwich made for lunch. Everyone was stomping around and cursing and my thought was that maybe I shouldn't eat whatever comes out of that place today.

The bottom line here is that we have created a criminal justice system that is overwhelmingly tilted in favor of the accused. Perhaps well intentioned, but in the interest of never putting an innocent in jail, we've made it nearly impossible to convict anyone without eyewitness testimony or a confession.

When I was younger, legal experts used to complain about the Perry Mason syndrome -- jurors were accustomed to thinking the defense attorney would solve the crime, present the truly guilty party during the trial and get a tearful confession on the stand.

Now we have the CSI/Law & Order syndrome -- jurors expect the prosecution to find some miniscule piece of evidence, or some Holmesian savant detective will get inside the criminal's mind to unravel the mystery.

On a side note -- expect a ripped from the headlines episode of L&O SVU where the part of Casey Anthony is portrayed as a tea party/christian evangelical who murders her child and is defended by a Sarah Palin look-a-like who rails constantly at the media while tweeting inappropriate images of herself to underage boys. 'Cause that's how hard the left sucks.

I don't know if Casey Anthony is guilty or not. I'm probably one of three people on the planet who didn't spend every waking minute of my life following this trial. Not because I didn't care, but because I've seen this too many times already -- O.J., Scott Peterson(sorry, bad example, they got him), this IMF guy in New York, Natalie Holloway, etc. There's too much of this tragedy in the world, and truth be told, it's too easy to get away with murder. I didn't want the personal jolt of watching the system fail again.

Like Jamie Foxx's character said in Law Abiding Citizen -- "It's not what you know, it's what you can prove!"

It sucks, but that is how it is.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Rule 5 Sunday -- Sheer madness edition


Today's Rule 5 submission is a collection of models, actresses, and singers in what I refer to as Sheer Madness -- clingy, see-thru, naughty, sort of nsfw-ish photo fun.

I was going to add the names to the pictures, but I'm a bit too lazy. Feel free to drop in a comment if you recognize anyone. Plus the set is a bit larger than my usual gallery to make up for not doing a rule 5 post the last couple of weeks.

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Friday, July 1, 2011

How long is this week, anyway?

I swear, this week feels like it's ten freekin' days long! It just keeps going and going . . .

I'm too pooped to even make smart-ass comments about stuff, so let me just say this about that:

You know how you go to these websites, and they have those paid ads at the top or on the corner or somewhere? So I'm on some site the other day, and this one ad is for a company called English Laundry and it's advertising clothes inspired by Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

So I'm thinking, okay, I'll bite, and I click over. And there's shirts and stuff, like this:


Now maybe it's just me, but when I look at this shirt, it doesn't scream "JOHN LENNON!" you know? I mean, I get artistic and I get influenced and all, but I'm just not feelin' this.

Hey, good luck with your company, I'm sure it's a nice quality shirt, more power to ya, but . . .



And here's Lindsay Lohan from a recent issue of FHM Russia, not looking photoshopped at all, as I note that she celebrated her release from the living hell of house arrest by getting, literally, falling down drunk the other night.

I'm sure that was just a one off, nothing to worry about, she's totally on the straight and narrow now, for sure . . .

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