Friday, February 17, 2012

False narratives

As we conservatives stumble through this agonizing primary process, one thing that has been patently obvious is the disconnect between the republican elites and the more grass-roots conservative, tea party types.

The conservative intelligensia determined that Mitt Romney was the front runner immediately after the 2008 election. And have done their best to destroy anyone, either in the media or prospective candidates themselves, who challenged their superior wisdom.

Sarah Palin has often borne the brunt of these attacks, as her populist appeal threatens to derail the annointed one's path to the nomination. Even after Sarah announced she would not seek the party's nomination, conservative bloggers and pundits have continued to try and diminish her appeal to both the party and the country at large.

The latest salvo come from Bart Marcois a writer for the DC Caller. In his latest column there, Marcois claims Palin has tipped her hand by claiming she'd be willing to be drafted to run for president in a brokered convention:

"She has no interest in seeing any candidate gain the support of the majority of the GOP delegates, because she believes she could step into a brokered convention and walk out as the Republican nominee."

He uses this belief to salve his own inability to understand why Palin, like millions of voters, want the primary process to continue. We don't want a beltway annointed candidate. We don't want someone else to tell us who to vote for. Those are hallmarks of the current generation of democrat voters. We want to learn more about our choices, indeed, we want to make our own choices . . . that is the hallmark of the current generation of conservative republican voters. And beltway influence brokers like Marcois cannot get their heads around it.

Marcois claims the proof is in a recent interview Sarah gave to Eric Bolling on FOX Business. In the video, she explicitly says she may be open to running for office in the future. And when asked about a brokered convention, says she would do whatever she could to help:


That Marcois can use Palin's non-admission of anything substantive to support his own imaginings only shows the depth of his PDS. Indeed, later in the column, Marcois cannot resist one final unfounded dig at the former candidate for Vice President:

"She also shares with him [Gingrich] a disdain for conventional campaigning, which critics call a lack of discipline. Those characteristics are ideally suited to winning an election process that lasts only three days and takes place in a single city, but they are liabilities in a process that takes months and covers 50 states."

Who are the critics Marcois is referencing here? Beltway pundits and influence peddlers like himself, perhaps? I said in a post long ago, that Palin proved that she did not need the established machine to get her message out and it infuriates those who make their living off political messaging. Clearly Marcois' got his panties in a bunch because Palin won't play his game.

For the record, I don't believe Sarah's angling for a brokered convention. I also don't believe that only Mitt Romney can defeat Barack Obama in the general election.

Sorry there Bart, but I'm not buying what you're selling.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Avril may need to hit the gym

Perpeptual punk princess Avril Lavigne did a layout for FHM Australia (I think) recently:

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Now, I'm not saying the 28 year old isn't still cute or hot or anything, but I don't think they're going to be casting her as the villian in the next Gina Carrano movie.

Just sayin'

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Late night hotness . . .

You have to be so careful in those high heels. One false step and . . .

tia

Not that its of great cosmic significance . . .

. . . but I'm sort of impressed at how much support a painted on bikini can give a gal as evidenced by the LPGA's Natalie Gulbis in this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition:

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Natalie Gulbis
age 29
2005/12 top tens/T3 best finish/$1.01mil earnings/scoring rank: 5
2011/0 top tens/T15 best finish/$176K earnings/scoring rank: 49

And for the record, I'm old enough to remember the uproar when Jan Stephenson did a calendar that didn't really show anything and yet was shunned and derided by her fellow golfers for demeaning the sport.

My how times have changed.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Money talks, my favorite sports teams . . . eh, not so much

So I've got the Red Sox rss feed on my cell phone. It's been conspicuously quiet for some time now. I've been watching anxiously all summer to see how they'll rebound from last year's late season disaster.

I'm still waiting.

The rotation stands at three starters -- Lester, Beckett, and Buchholz and after that . . . well, it gets interesting. They're planning on platooning the number four starter and hoping that failed closer Daniel Bard can be the number five guy.

They traded away their starting shortstop to save $7million and are planning to platoon shortstop now as well! Papelbon's gone, though losing him and his 5 year/$50 mil salary might not have been a bad idea.

So when did they get so cheap? Both Lucchino and Cherrington swear they're not budget watching. CBSports reports that the Sox ownership group has sunk $179 million into their Liverpool soccer club. And there's only so much money to go around. Right now, it looks to me like the Sox are playing for the wild card berth in the post season.

And what's up with soccer?!

The Bucs ownership, the Glazers, own Manchester United, and sink tons of money into that club. The U.S. football team . . . not so much. In fact, the Bucs payroll is so far below the league's salary cap, that it is below the league minimum! We, as fans, have gotten what the owner's have paid for -- a lousy team that just fired it's "never should have been hired" head coach at the end of last season. Rumors locally are suggesting that the Glazer's are hoping to sell the team before the NFL forces them to increase payroll. At least in that context, cutting team costs to the bare minimum to make it an attractive sell, makes sense.

Meanwhile, the on-the-cheap Rays have their rotation, one of MLB's best, locked up in multi-year contracts. They brought in free agent slugger Luke Scott, and resigned local favorite Carlos Pena, to a one year, $7 million contract. My personal belief here is that the team, which is fighting the city of St. Pete and The Trop, are hoping to get into the series once again. Whether they win or not, another high profile post season and Rays ownership will go to MLB and beg them to get the team either another stadium here or relocate where they can survive financially.

MLB can ill afford another debacle like what's going on with the Dodgers and would likely find a way to force the locals into giving the team what it wants.

And finally, my Lightning. *sighs* So much offensive talent on a team with no goaltender. Garon's playing better now that some of the defensemen are off the ir, but that horrid losing streak showed that Garon's not the money goalie they need. My boy Rolo, seems to have burned himself out carrying the team into the playoffs last season. He doesn't look to have anything left now. Without a great goalie, this team's going nowhere. And I'm sure that Stevie Y knows that. But they don't have the cash to drop on a big name guy. So what? Trading for a starting goalkeeper will likely cost the team one of the big names on offense. And if this team trades away one of the big 3 -- Vinnie, Marty, or Stammer, the fans will burn the Palace down to the ground.

What a mess!

I'm not sure I'm gonna be liking the upcoming sports year at all.



And on a sort of related sports note -- it appears that swimsuit model extraordinaire Kate Upton scored the coveted cover of this year's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.

huzzah!

I don't have a pic of the new cover, which reportedly has been leaked already, so here's a pic from last year's issue:

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Oops, spoke too soon, here it is:

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Rule 5 Monday -- Jordan Carver, part 2

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Missed the last few Rule 5 weekends as work's been so hectic, so with my vacation starting, I'll get a little caught up with a quicky posting of the buxom internet beauty and Big Peace favorite person -- Jordan Carver.

*click on the thumbnails for full-sized images*

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Rule 5 Sunday suggested by this.

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Because celebs say the stupidist things . . .

The other day at some fashion show, Scarlett Johansson opened her mouth and showed why actors and actresses should only speak the lines written for them by scriptwriters.

scarlett johansson bikini pics, now with more cellulite!

In discussing her adoration and desire to see Barack Obama re-elected, Scarlett brought up the first couple's effortless style and casual glamour.

Yep. And then when dismissing current flavor-of-the-month Rick Santorum, the cerebral actress pointed out that Santorum's biggest flaw was not only that he wore sweater vests, but that he didn't wear them "ironically."

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Not voting for someone because you disagree with their sartorial decisions? Fabulous. I've got a friend who said she wouldn't vote for Sarah Palin for President because the Alaska governor was an avid hunter. At least that sounds almost reasonable.

In the wake of fallen songbird Whitney Houston's death, Tony Bennett spoke out for the legalization of drugs.

?!?

I've got no idea how Tony thinks that easier access to drugs that addict and kill those who take them would have saved Whitney's life, but then I'm not an idiot entertainer either.

And finally, in the new issue of Ebony, everyone's favorite movie badass, Samuel L. Jackson, said that the only reason he voted for Obama was because he was black.

Yep. Just like that, openly admitting that the man's lack of qualifications for the biggest job in the world took a back seat to the color of his skin. And he calls Tea Party people racist.

The included pics of politcal scientist Johansson in all her frumpy, cellulite goodness are from her vacation in Hawaii this week.

scarlett johannson bikini pics, now with more cellulite!

Somewhere, my girl Mischa Barton is pointing at these images and doing the Nelson laugh.